Fwd: The Thingy Why men can Pee standing up.

This came from my Mamaw...

I guessed the second thing wrong...let me know what you think it was before you read to the end and I'll tell you what I thought it was...

Brian Vickers
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From: Charleen Fowler Date: May 11, 2012 8:17:11 PM EDT To: Brian Vickers Subject: Fwd: The Thing), Why men call Pee standing up.

Subject: Fw: The Thingy Why men can Pee standing up.

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The Thingy'

Why Men Can Pee
Standing Up

God was just
about done
creating humans,
but he had two
parts left over.

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He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so He thought He might just as well ask them.

He told them one of the things He
had left was a thing that would
allow the owner to pee while
standing up.

"It's a very handy thing." God told
them," and I was wondering if either
one of you had a preference for it."

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Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.

Eve just smiled and told God that
if Adam really wanted it so badly.
he could have it. So God gave Adam
the thing that allowed him to pee
standing up.

Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

"What's it called?" asked Eve.

"Brains," said God.

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Key information:

• Cartoon of a woman, likely Eve, holding a red apple.
• She is surrounded by green foliage.
• The context suggests a biblical theme, referencing "Brains," said God, and "let the truth be known."

LOL! Send this to your friends & let the truth be known!

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