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Two hookers are talking about sex

• Tell me, what is sex?

• Sex is when you dress up, go to a bar flirt with a guy, he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves some money on your table.

• And what is good sex?

• Good sex is when you dress up go to a bar flirt with a guy he buys you drinks you go to bed and he leaves lots of money on your table.

• And what is love?

• Love? That's a Jewish invention to avoid leaving money on the table.