Re: very funny

I want you to learn how to cook eggs. scrambled poached over easy, ----shrimp., broiled baked, boiled and sauces for it.. fresh fruit drinks, i want you to learn how to set a table, and present food. I want you to learn how to run a house.. I want no arguments during the monday to friday, week. issues must wait for the weekend, no more bitching about v, I have had enough for a lifetime. I want you to read one of the hundred great books every month. there is a readlily available list., I wnat you to excercise four times per week. every week. i wan tyou to type at 60 words a minute. I want beautiful things only in the house. you cannot put anything in, with out letting me see it first.

What ? Shrimp ???? Is that a joke ? You know I feel sick just looking at it and smelling it in the room. It's very funny but there is no way I could cook or even touch a dead shrimp. I have goose bumps just writing about touching it..

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