Report 121: Gynecologist

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A colleague called me and made the fatal mistake of informing me that I was on speaker. I knew he was with at least 3 other people so I shouted into the receiver: SO I CANT TALK DIRTY??? He very quickly picked up the phone and said with shaky voice: Well, you're not really supposed to anyway... Just another day in higher education...

Going to the gynecologist in this country is always a trip.

If a gynecologist with a shawl on her head doesn't keep insisting on referring to your "husband" since sex outside of marriage is illegal, then you have a French gynecologist pushing you to get pregnant!

The French gynecologist did an ultrasound and gave me the printouts. I mean, that at least made me FEEL as if I were pregnant...

You have no idea what kind of drama is going on in the world of Higher Education...

Take care!