FW: Secret to Good Health

From: Lynn McCrary [mailto] Sent: Wednesday, September 08, 2010 1:59 PM To: Smith, Kasandra; Elvin Lanier Subject: FW: Secret to Good Health

Now that's funny ... see below.

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“What is our deepest fear?

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.

“Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure”

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From:Jennifer Dumas Sent: Wednesday, September 08, 2010 12:40 PM To: Stephanie McNeely; Lynn McCrary Subject: FW: Secret to Good Health

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A doctor on his morning walk noticed the old lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar. So he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have lots of sex, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Forty-four," she replied.

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