Report 4138: NYU AD Date: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 19:08:51 +0000

Dear All,
Let me start with quoting Ellen DeGeneres holding a speech at a college graduation:
"You are all in your robes. Usually when you're in a rob at 10 AM it means you've given up. I don't have a college degree. I don't want to say that you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity."
The primadonnas have arrived, also called the faculty.
I was in the stretch-room at the gym. You're supposed to stretch and relax. This idiot Arab goes in to the stretch-room to scream on his mobile because it's so quiet in there and no background noise! Typical Arab behavior! Selfish! Selfish! Selfish! Other trademarks which make them easy to spot are that they're overweight, hairy midgets who stink.
NYU AD's first students will arrive next week! I think I volunteered to hail cabs for parents at 9 PM - 12 AM in +40 C and high humidity. Oh goody...
Cheers!
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