Some deep thinking

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"1 believe that sex is one of the most beautifu natural, wholesome things that money can, buy."

--Tom Clancy

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"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin

LT. "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good ha nd ."

--Woody Allen

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Quote: "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Attributed to: Rodney Dangerfield
Image: A portrait of Rodney Dangerfield.
Quote: "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
Attributed to: Sharon Stone
Image: A portrait of Sharon Stone.

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My girlfriend always laughs during sex --n

matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson

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" Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets) oral sex, no matter how bad it is." --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- an you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

Li. "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne

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"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." --Robert De Niro

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LIE Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."

--Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

--Robin Williams

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Quote: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
Attributed to: George Burns
Image: A photograph of George Burns, an American comedian and actor, in a suit and tie, wearing glasses, and holding up a finger.

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