Report # 134: Gay Jew

Hi kids!

Never in my life did I think academia would be this gay... I'm a minority not being a gay Jew...!

I'm wondering if n athletic department is more for the staff than the students. When the staff isn't too hung over, some of them are out there at 6 am doing bootcamp in +37 C heat. Personal training and early morning runs are in full gear.

It will be a tough call whether we'll have more students or staff/ faculty in jail at any given time. The students have their raging hormones, but if you're 30-50 years old, you sure know how to be bad and party like a rockstar! Things that may not be illegal in New York, may be very illegal in . Add to that being a gay Jew during Ramadan, then you're in trouble!

Since my boss is MIA for another 10 days, I'm really b000red now! How much facebooking can one do...?

Sending out my application to open an off-shore account for my untaxed money. It feels very James Bond!

Cheers!