:)

I know you simply do what you like. But I am a girl and this is what is going through my head when you ask me to travel with you...

1. is it because you need help
2. is it because you like to spend time with me
3. is it because you think you are doing me a favor
4. is it because no one else could come
5. is it because a plane ticket back costs money
6. is it because you are exercising you grandfathered privileges
7. is it because you had a fight with your girlfriend
8. is it because you can
9. is it because you want to confirm 'you still got it'
10. is it because you like to keep me guessing
11. is it because you like to confirm you are still in control
12. is it because you think I have no other plans
13. is it because it is wrong
14. is it because you miss me
15. is it because you want to make someone else jealous
16. is it because you know I'm happy and it might rub off
17. is it because you don't like Dave
18. is it because you get the milk for free without buying the cow
19. is it because you just like to sleep with my big ass
20. is it because you want to have casual meaningless fun
21. is it because you are now into older women
22. is it because you realized there is no one better than me
23. is it because you need a short break from russians
24. is it because you need me for something
25. is it because I have porn
26. is it because you need a friend you can trust
27. is it because I am on your speed dial and you are too lazy to call someone else
28. is it because you like to let me fly and don't care if I am there after landing
29. is it because you didn't think I would ask 29 questions and you are now changing you mind...?