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do you want to work for me, orgaiznng dinners . staff, follow up.? you could have an apt. in new york

It would be the death of your whole operation. I'm organizationally challenged in extremis. But it is very sweet of you to offer.

ok, am attempting to find you gainful employment, are you going to visit all of us on the island?

I do appreciate that. But your staff would mutiny in about 48 hours. I need to be gainfully employed in a way that makes use of my only skill set: writing.

I'm not sure about the island. I have plans with my friends over the holidays. When do you go there?