just spoke to

Did you hear about the blind prostitute? You have to hand it to her.

Girl goes to visit her grandmother after her grandfather died.

She asks "grandma, how did grandpa die?" He had a heart attack

What was he doing? At your age? You're in your 90's Doing it with the church bells. In on the ding and out on the dong.

We were having sex.
we were being very careful.

If the ice cream truck didn't

drive by he'd still be alive!