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G. Max Jan 1, 1991 5:00 AM
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Philip Levine
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| <blockquote type=cite class=cite cite><b>Subject:</b> FW: Dear MR. Abby:<br> |
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| >Ever wondered what it would be like if Dear Abby were a man? <br> |
| Sgt; <br> |
| >Dear Mr. Abby: <br> |
| >Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. <br> |
| Sgt; <br> |
| >A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is <br> |
| >only one of you, he can only settle for the next best thing - your best <br> |
| >friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why <br> |
| >not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still <br> |
| >apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. <br> |
| >If you're still not sure, then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a <br> |
| >nice meal while you think about it. <br> |
| Sgt; <br> |
| >Dear Mr. Abby: <br> |
| Sgt;Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. <br> |
| Sgt; <br> |
| >A: Do it. Sperm can help you loose weight and gives a great glow to your <br> |
| >skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform <br> |
| >oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best <br> |
| >thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day. Then cook him a <br> |
| >nice meal. <br> |
| Sgt; <br> |
| sgt:Dear Mr. Abby: <br> |
| sgt;Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys. <br> |
| Sgt; <br> |
| Sgt;A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. <br> |
| >The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A <br> |
| >night out <br> |
| >chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more <br> |
| sgt;peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your <br> |
| sgt;relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great <br> |
| >time to clean the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is <br> |
| >when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets <br> |
| >home is for you and your best friend to perform oral on him. Then cook him <br> |
| >a <br> |
| >nice meal. <br> |
| Sgt; <br> |
| >Dear Mr. Abby: <br> |
| >Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is. <br> |
| Sgt; <br> |
| >A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, <br> |
| >do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to <br> |
| >videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as <br> |
| >birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral on him and cook him <br> |
| Sgt;a delicious meal. <br> |
| Sgt; <br> |
| >Dear Mr. Abby: <br> |
| >Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay. <br> |
| Sgt; <br> |
| Sgt;A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity <br> |
| >training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex <br> |
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> should be available to your husband on demand and with no pesky requests
> for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as
> you should he should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop
> being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral on
>him and cook him a nice meal.
>
> Dear Mr. Abby:
>Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep
> without pleasuring me.
>
>A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to
> cook him a nice meal.
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G. Max Dec 9, 2001 11:06 AM
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