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G. Max Jan 1, 1991 5:00 AM
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This one made me laugh
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, " Where the hell have you been?"
" I was out getting a tattoo, " he said.
" A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?" she asked
" I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis. "
His wife exclaimed, " What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your penis?"
" Well, "B said the husband, " number one, I like to watch my money grow...."
" Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money...."
" And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want. "