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I am of to the Bahamas today other wise I would write a nice long reply to you r lovely e mail. I lieu of that for today I thought I would just confirm your worst suspicions

Gx

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a

five-star hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Being without
their
boyfriends, they decide to go in.

The doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it
works, "We have five floors. Go up, floor by floor, and once you find
what
you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since
each floor has signs telling you what's on that floor. The only rule is,
once
you leave a floor, you can't return to it."

The women talk it over and decide to go for it. They start
going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are
horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind." The friends laugh and
without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are
wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going
to
do.So, again they head for the stairs.

The friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads
"All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."
This was good but there were still two more floors...

So, on to the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men
here have perfect builds, are sensitive and attentive to women, are
perfect lovers, and, they are single, wealthy and straight"

The women were really excited, but they decide that they
must know what is on the fifth floor before they settle for the fourth.

When they reach the fifth floor, there is only one sign
that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove
that there is simply no way to please a woman."

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