Fwd: Fw: Old Texan

A traveling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees a > circus banner reading: "Don't Miss The Amazing Texan." Curious, he > buys a ticket. > > The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the > center ring. There, spot lit in the center ring is a table with > three walnuts on it. Standing next to it is an old retired cowboy. > > Suddenly the old man unzips his pants, whips out a huge penis and > smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupts > in applause as the elderly Texan is carried offon the shoulders of > the crowd. > > Ten years later the salesman visits the same little town and he sees > a faded s! ign for the same circus and the same: "Don't Miss the > Amazing Texan." He can't believe the old guy is still alive muchless > still doing his act! So he buys a ticket > > Again, the center ring is illuminated. This time, instead of > walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table. The Texan stands > before them, then suddenly unzips his fly and smashes the coconuts > with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd goes wild! > Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the > show. > > "You're incredible," he tells the Texan. "But I have to know > something. > > You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?" > > "Well," says the Texan, "My eyes aren't what they used to be."