Women
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Wife :
"Why are you home so early?"😳
Hubby :
"My boss said go to hell!"
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Doctor :
Howz ur headache ?
Patient :
She's out of town.😄
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Marriage is like a public toilet .
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.
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Q - You know why women love shoes?
A - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat, the shoes always fit..
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Q - Why can't Women Drive well?
A - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
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Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A - There are no Shopping Centers..
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Q - How to save a Dying Woman?
A - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
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The woman who invented the phrase:
"All men are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened=))
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Wives are magicians............
They can change anything into an argument
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Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY????
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!
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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it
Sent from my iPhone