Report #150: Haram

Hallo kids!

When the watchman walked by my frontdoor with a potential tenant, the perso= saw my sign (see attached again) and said: "Haram?"

Haram means forbidden. I think the sign serves it's purpose...

There is a dispute between the UAE and Canada regarding expanded landing rights in Canada. The UAE acted v=ry juvenile and now charges Canadian citizens high fees for visas. A Canad=an newspaper said: "When the UAE stops behaving like a two-year-old i= the grocery store cookie aisle, Canada will likely be more than ready to =alk. Until then, if the UAE wants to hold its breath until it turns blue -= let it turn blue."

Know=ng the UAE, it will turn purple.

I went to a dermatologist to check some =umps I have on my throat. She asked me: "Where???" I said that m= throat was covered with small bumps. She took out the biggest magnifying =lass with a huge lens: "Where???" Finally after a lot of searching and not finding=the bumps she asked me: "Does it itch?" "No..."

"So how does=it bother you?"

"It's there..."