Fwd: Father John
dreamily, 'I've been saved.=#39;
'Saved? And how did that come about?' asked the old nun.
'We=l, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and w=ile I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he sai= the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven.'
'Did he now?' said the old nun evenly.
Sister Magdalene continue=, 'and Father John said that if the Key to Heaven fitted my lock, the =ortals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured salvation an= eternal peace. And then Father
John guided his Key of Heaven into my lock.'
'Is that a fact?' =; said the old nun even more evenly.
'At first it hurt terribly, but Fathe= John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory o= God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good b=ing saved.'
'That wicked old bastard, said the old nun. 'He told me it was Gabr=el's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!
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From: Sultan Bin Sulayem
Date: Thu, Sep 22, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Subject: Father John
To: Jeffrey E=stein <jeevacation@gmail.com</=>>
dreamily, 'I've been saved.=#39;
'Saved? And how did that come about?' asked the old nun.
'We=l, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and w=ile I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he sai= the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven.'
'Did he now?' said the old nun evenly.
Sister Magdalene continue=, 'and Father John said that if the Key to Heaven fitted my lock, the =ortals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured salvation an= eternal peace. And then Father
John guided his Key of Heaven into my lock.'
'Is that a fact?' =; said the old nun even more evenly.
'At first it hurt terribly, but Fathe= John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory o= God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good b=ing saved.'
'That wicked old bastard, said the old nun. 'He told me it was Gabr=el's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!