Report #102: Bye Dubai, hallo Abu Dhabi!

Hey Kids!
Finally I have some fantastic news to share!!! Yipee!!!!

JOB!!!

All you Epstein kids will understand the irony in this:

27th Sept I will start as the Executive Assistant to the COO at New York University Abu Dhabi! A Jewish school in a Muslim neighborhood! I will be involved in every aspect of operations on campus. My boss is a very nice retired, American colonel in his mid-forties.

So all in all, it's kind of like in NY, but different...

I'm moving to Abu Dhabi this week to my fabulous new apt that Pm going to share with female, British lawyer.

After 2.5 years in Dubai, I'm moving down Sheikh Zayed Road to Abu Dhabi which is 120 km closer to Saudi... S-I-G-N M-E U-P!

WEIGHT

Went from 119 lbs (54 kg) to 127 lbs (57.6 kg) to III lbs (50.3 kg). That's called 9 months of unemployment.

TICKET

In Abu Dhabi a police Mercedes started flashing its 98 disco-lights on its roof. I switched lanes so it could pass, but it followed me! I realized they were flashing me... I got a ticket in Arabic for speaking on my mobile! I thought it was freaken April Fool's day! Still don't know how much it is...

So I guess that was my inauguration to being a real Abu Dhabi resident...

New home address and can only be used for Fedex, not regular mail:

Golden Falcon Tower
I hope you're all well,