Frog in toilet

Just a heads up, one of my well earned shits was interrupted when a tree frog made its way out of the toilet bowl, jumping into my ass cheek as to display its displeasure with my very needed natural event... Yes, I was startled. In an instant I recalled my shit had never once lunged out at me in a way to disagree with the fairly tedious length of time I sat on one piece of real-estate. A splash would be normal, but this didn't follow anything I produced. A shriek and a lily-pad. Quick I'm sorry to rise to vertical little tree frog. I am sorry... discovery of a surprisingly large tree frog now taking refuge under what is NOT a

Getting to the point:

The heads up is that I didn't have the heart to flush the frog, and that the frog and "lily-pad" remain intact... Beware. Xoxo.

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