funny

I'm in Fl. I picked up Jason and we had dinner with Nancy Millet, Meryl, and Essie (who is going to be 92 next week). It was hard to eat because of the laughter.

I asked Essie how come she looks so good. She said she takes birthday control pills.

What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? The genealogist looks up the family tree. The gynecologist looks up the family bush.

A guy is playing golf on a new course. They don't have all the signs up yet. After a while he loses track of where he is and asks a woman up ahead where they are. She says that she is on hole #7 and he is one hole behind her on hole #6. After a while he loses track again and sees the same woman, and again asks her where they are. She says she is on hole #11 and he is still one hole behind her on #10. After playing he goes to the bar in the clubhouse and sees the same woman at the bar. He goes up to her and offers to buy her a drink to thank her for being helpful. They start talking and discover that they are both in sales. He asks her what she sells. She says she sells Tampons. He laughs and says Ha, I sell toilet paper. I'm still one hole behind you. AHHHHHHH!

What's the difference between a circumcision and a divorce? In a divorce you get rid of the whole schmuck! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A woman said she had a few husbands. And a couple were her own. AHHHHHHHH

And on and on.............

Ever figure out the flaps?