RE: funny kids

funny, hey did we have a black maid at some point, what was her name?

Back story: █████ have been asking me to get horses for PA for years. I keep telling them “NO”. “it is too much work and we are not there enough. Period.”

A few weeks ago I bought a reconditioned old saddle at an auction, it is a work of art, heavily carved leather all over, silver medallions, etc. etc. just to display it. (afterwards I remembered you had one in that CT house).

I was in FL last week visiting . I told that when comes back to NY he will see the saddle I bought. then asked “did you get a horse?" I said "NO, I told you we're not getting horses".

then said "wait, you bought a saddle but no horse?. I said “yeah”.I then said “You're an idiot!" I'm still laughing.

last week I was having dinner at Serena's with a lady friend. Serena came by and said hello. The next day Serena asked me if the woman I was with was my date. I told her NO, she is just a friend who is a real estate broker and she wanted advice. Serena then asked, "if she is a broker why does she need your advice. I told her that "it wasn't for real estate advice, it was for relationship advice. I'm deemed an expert". Serena then said "yeah, keep telling yourself that!" (with perfect delivery).