RE: funny kids

Backstory: the kids have been asking me to get horses for PA for years. I keep telling them "NO". "it is too much work and we are not there enough. Period."

A few weeks ago I bought a reconditioned old saddle at an auction, it is a work of art, heavily carved leather all over, silver medallions, etc. etc. just to display it. (afterwards I remembered you had one in that CT house).

I was in FL last week visiting Jason. I told Jason that when he comes back to NY he will see the saddle I bought. He then asked "did you get a horse?" I said "NO, I told you we're not getting horses".

He then said "wait, you bought a saddle but no horse?. I said "yeah". He then said "You're an idiot!" I'm still laughing.

last week I was having dinner at Serena's with a lady friend. Serena came by and said hello. The next day Serena asked me if the woman I was with was my date. I told her NO, she is just a friend who is a real estate broker and she wanted advice. Serena then asked, "if she is a broker why does she need your advice. I told her that "it wasn't for real estate advice, it was for relationship advice. I'm deemed an expert". Serena then said "yeah, keep telling yourself that!" (with perfect delivery).

funny, hey did we have a black maid at some point, what was her name?

yes, was she fayes? ours,