Re:

Are you upset that I told him to take a hike and that I wanted to be with you at all cost? I thought that you would be pleased? I am truly a little hurt that you only want me if I come with an important dowry. Somehow that seems so old fashioned. Dowry went out over 100 years ago. But you know if I think about it part of your charm is your old fashioned approach to courting.

Till consummation

Gx

No I don't think you understand. I WALKED. THERE WILL BE NO MONEY. Are you still there?

Gx

PS
Should have I checked your performance rating before I left him?

PPS
If you are familiar with those overgrown back massagers I think that it has to put the whole sexual ability thing in question. The 'back massager' is the lazy mans approach

Oops I have just been given a certified cheque for 850 mil - now what? I did not even ask

Gx