I Am The Weakest Link

This is a piece I wrote for today's Evening Standard but which, unfortunately, they didn't have room for. I'm trying to place it somewhere else but, in the meantime, I thought I'd send it to my friends. It's about my appearance on a Weakest Link Special that's due to be broadcast tonight at 8pm on BBC1. If you do watch it let me know how you think I come across. I've an awful feeling I made a total tit of myself.