My new doctor

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Subject: My new doctor

I went to the doctor's office the other day at my wife's request and found that our new family doctor is a young female & drop-dead gorgeous.

I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out?"

I said, "My wife thinks my penis tastes like strawberries."