Funny

A jew went to church for confession and asked to priest grant him forgiveness because he slept with a woman from the neighborhood . the priest asked him what's the name of the woman? he said I don't remember but please tell me names of women and I might remember . the priest said is she Susan? He said no The priest said is she Debbie ? He said no the priest said is she Doris ? He said no the priest said is she Kathy? He said no The priest said is she Jenny? He said no the priest got fed up with him!! and said no need to tell me the exact name I grant you forgiveness. When the Jew left the church his friend saw him and asked did you convert to Christianity!! The Jew said no but I got us the names of all bitches in this neighbourhood

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