FW: MUCH Better than ADT

jeffrey E.

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Sent: Saturday, April 2, 2016 12:19 AM
Subject: MUCH Better than =DT

I took down =y Rebel Confederate flag (which you can't buy on e-bay any more) =nd peeled the NRA sticker off the front =oor.

I =isconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood =atch.

I bought two Pakistani =lags and put one at each corner of the front =ard.

Then I =urchased the black flag of ISIS (which you can buy on e•bay) and put it =n the center of the yard.

Now the =ocal police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service =nd other agencies are all watching the house =4/7.

I've never =elt safer and I'm saving $169.95 a month.