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I know you simply do what you like. But I am a girl and this is what is going through my head when you ask me to travel with you...

• 1 is it because you need help
• 2 is it because you like to spend time with me
• 3 is it because you think you are doing me a favor
• 4 is it because no one else could come
• 5 is it because a plane ticket back costs money
• 6 is it because you are exercising your grandfathered privileges
• 7 is it because you had a fight with your girlfriend
• 8 is it because you can
• 9 is it because you want to confirm 'you still got it'
• 10 is it because you like to keep me guessing
• 11 is it because you like to confirm you are still in control
• 12 is it because you think I have no other plans
• 13 is it because it is wrong
• 14 is it because you miss me
• 15 is it because you want to make someone else jealous
• 16 is it because you know I'm happy and it might rub off
• 17 is it because you don't like Dave
• 18 is it because you get the milk for free without buying the cow
• 19 is it because you just like to sleep with my big ass
• 20 is it because you want to have casual meaningless fun
• 21 is it because you are now into older women
• 22 is it because you realized there is no one better than me
• 23 is it because you need a short break from Russians
• 24 is it because you need me for something
• 25 is it because I have porn
• 26 is it because you need a friend you can trust
• 27 is it because I am on your speed dial and you are too lazy to call someone else
• 28 is it because you like to let me fly and don't care if I am there after landing
• 29 is it because you didn't think I would ask 29 questions and you are now changing your mind...?