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what can I offer to such a generous man.. yesterday night wearing my favourite Harvard sweater I thought of different things you might like:

• I can draft summaries of long and boring UN resolutions you need to read, so you can save time as I will submit you a shorter version; or any other articles/documents

• I can make research on the topic or person you are interested in and give you an organized paper with all information

• I can give you snowboarding classes or lessons of Russian

• I can be your interpreter in France, Russia or Norway

• I can find beautiful women for you in Paris

• I can strip down for you, make massages and all the things you like... would love to get dirty in UN building in the huge General Assembly hall

• I will pose naked for you if you enjoy drawing/painting