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A frog goes into a bank and sits down ina chair next a desk that has a placard on it that says "Seymour Paddywhack, Bank Officer."
He says, "I need to borrow some money."
Mr. Paddywhack says, "To do that, you'll need some collateral. What have you got?"
The frog reaches into his bag, takes out a small plaster statue of Elvis and puts it on the desk.
Mr. Paddywhack says, "Is that all you have?"
The frog says, "Yeah."
Mr. Paddywhack says, “Well, that won't do."
The frog says, "I want to see the president."
Mr. Paddywhack leads the frog into the bank president's office, puts the little Elvis on his desk and says, "This frog wants to borrow some money, the only collateral he has is this statue and I don't even know what it is."
The bank president says, "It's a knick-knack, Paddywhack, give the frog a loan."
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KRKEKKKKKKK A British guy comes home from work early and there's his wife on the living room floor with two guys. She's blowing one guy and the other guy is fucking her. He says, "* Ello, * ello!" She says, "So you're not speakin’ to me, then?"
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Where would you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left him.
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What's fifteen inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
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