Elaine You' re in denial again—but you have to give me a couple of pills. | would just /ove to put a Viagra into Jerry and Kramer’ s coffee.
George: Oh, really? | thought you had scruples, Elaine. Dosing somebody is unethical, especially friends.
Elaine: Oh, didn’ t | tell you? | had my scruples removed with laser surgery.
George: Seriously, Elaine, what about all the s/de effects of Viagra?
Flaine: Stop worrying, George. Hurry, let me just have two. Jerry and Kramer will be here any minute.
[Cut to the Stand-up Comedy Award ceremonies. Jerry, Elaine George and Kramer have been sitting at a table, drinking coffee. Suddenly the table rises slightly.]
Jerry: Kramer, stop that, what are you doing?
George: Maybe he’ s holding a one-man séance.
Kramer: | can’ t get it down! Jerry, | can’ t get it down!
Elaine: Gosh, Kramer, you must have been thinking about sex, huh?
Kramer: No, | was thinking about my business plan. That’ s the only thing that really arouses me. When I’ m with a babe, | just think about my
latest scheme and | get aroused. But | always let the babe take the credit.
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