George’ s mother: Yeah, but it’ s not me he gets excited over. It’ s only because of the Viagra.
George’ s father: What difference does it make, George? Listen to this. The pills cost $10 each, but a friend of mine goes to Mexico and he gets me a whole bottle of fifty for $42.
George: Gee, that’ s less than a buck a fuck, isn’ t it?
George’ s mother: George! You must never say the F-word in this kitchen! /7o her husband] See, | told you, we never should’ ve told’ im.
[Cut to Jerry’ s apartment. Kramer bursts through the door]
Kramer: Jerry! Jerry! I’ m gonna be rich! | bought a bunch of shares in Pfizer when it was real low, and now they put Viagra on the market and all the doctors are getting writers’ cramp from writing prescriptions, and the stock is going up and up like it swallowed Viagra! Jerry, I’ m gonna be able to retire!
Jerry: Retire from whaf? Kramer, you don’ t do anything now.
Kramer: Yes, | do. | scheme. | spend a lot of time scheming, Jerry. But now I’ Il be able to finance my schemes. |’ m gonna be able to call my
own bluff, every day! If that’ s not retirement, | don’ t know what is.
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