NANNY: Yes, hello, | have a story that you might be interested in. I' ve been having an affair with, you know, the First Dude, and now it seems that I’ m pregnant. What would the Enquirer pay for my story?
REPORTER: Do you have any proof that he’ s the father?
NANNY: Actually, yes, | do have evidence--DNA, physical evidence, like in CS/+-I saved what was left of his semen in the condoms.
REPORTER: But then how could you be pregnant?
NANNY: He told me that his wife makes tiny pinholes in the reservoir tips of his condoms [in Sarah’ s voice] “in order to give all those teeny little spermies a fighting chance.”
REPORTER: Why doesn’ t he just get a vasectomy?
NANNY: Sarah says that would be like cheating God...
[As the closing credits roll by, Britney Spears sings the program’ s
theme song, “Oops, | Did It Again.” ]
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