JAY LENO: Governor Palin announced that her seventeen-year-old unmarried daughter is five months pregnant. And you thought John Edwards was in trouble before. Now he’ s rea//y done it.
[Click!]
CONAN O’ BRIEN: Sarah Palin said, “We should never have introduced her to John Edwards.”
[Click!]
CRAIG FERGUSON: | don’ t think that a young lady getting pregnant should even be news. Unless John Edwards is the father. Then that /s kinda news.
[Click!]
BILL MAHER: Palin has five children including an infant that has Downs syndrome. She had it when she was forty-three years old. And it looks a lot like John Edwards.
[Levi reaches for the remote control and clicks off the TV.]
LEVI: That’ s really great, Bristol. John Edwards fucked you and your
mother...
[Sarah is sitting at her computer when there is a knock on her office
door.]
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