get drunk and screw in the tent outside that party, | never woulda had to go to that fuckin’ Republican convention with your parents, who hate my ass off but they pretend we’ re one big happy family.
BRISTOL: Oh, c’ mon, if my mother gets elected--like | wasn’ t planning to live in Washington, D.C.-- but it’ Il be fun. Please, don’ t be such a grouch.
LEVI: You saw my MySpace page. | mean everybody’ s seen it.
“I’ ma fuckin’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.” I' m too young to get married. I’ m trapped. | was just minding my own business, and suddenly my whole fuckin’ //feis destroyed.
BRISTOL: Look, | don’ t wanna argue with you any more. Let’ s just see what’ s on TV.
[Levi reaches for the remote control and clicks on the TV.]
DAVID LETTERMAN: Here’ s good news, ladies and gentlemen. The Palin family crisis has been solved now, and today the baby is being adopted by Angelina Jolie.
LEVI: Boy, | sure wish that was true. | never wanted to have kids.
BRISTOL: Please, this is not exactly a picnic for me. Let’ s just see what else is on.
[Click!]
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