To: philip Levine From: "G. Max" Subject: Fwd: >A lady walks into a shop that sells VERY expensive >Persian rugs. She browses around, then spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. >As she bends to feel the texture of the rug, she farts loudly. >Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if >anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman. >"Good day, madam. How may we help you today?" > Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of >this lovely rug?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are very likely going to shit when you hear the price!" EFTA_R 1 _O 1 282920 EFTA02335527