To: philip Levin From: G. Max Sent: Sat 1/1/4501 5:00:00 AM Subject: Fwd: <html> <br> <br> <br> <blockquote type-cite class-cite cite> >A lady walks into a shop that sells VERY expensive<br> > > >Persian rugs. she browses around, then spots<br> > > the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it.<br> > ><br> > > >As she bends to feel the texture of the rug, she farts loudly.<br> > > >Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if<br> > sgt; snbsp;albsp; snbsp; agt;anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes<br> ,Sgt; > a sales person doesn't pop up right now.<br> > ><br> Sgt; Sgt; Sinbsp;,Snbsp;i4nbsp;Snbsp;Smbsp;gmbsp; As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman.<br> > > >"Good day, madam. How may we help you todayflguot;<br> > > > Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of<br> Sgt; > >this lovely rugflguot;<br> > ><br> > > He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it,<br> Sit; togt;SinbspUmbspu.nbspflinbsp;Snbsp;smbsp;dinbsp;Sinbsp; you are very likely going to shit when you hear the price!"<br> > Sgt;<br> > ><br> > ><br> ,Sgt;</blockquote></html> EFTA_R1_91281997 EFTA02334941