To: Philip Levin From: G. Max Sent: Sat 1/1/4501 . . Subject: Fwd: <html> <br> <br> <br> <blockquote type-cite class-cite cite>An airliner was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a<br> comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement<br> over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.<br> Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The<br> weatherahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.<br> Now sit back and relax and....aguotiOH MY GOD!" Silence followed. Then after a<br> few seconds, the captain came back on the intercom and said,<br> "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I frightened you earlier, but while<br> I was talking to you, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of hot coffee<br> and spilled it in my lap." He chuckled and<br> said,"You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in coach yelled<br> loudly, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!aguot;</blockguote></html> EFTA_R1_01281996 EFTA02334940