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From: jeffrey epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> Sent: Thursday, February 17, 2011 1:25 AM To: N E M Subject: Re: real thank you Your bags are on the plane Sorry=for all the typos .Sent from my iPhone On Feb 16, 2011, at 8:=0 PM, N E M < cmailto I sat on the throne, I tried to squat. But my insides - tied in a kn=t. Turtles move at a faster pace= Harvey would surely win this race. I pushed and squeezed and sho=k my ass, hoping that this too shall pa=s. What came out, I'm ashamed to=say, Was not solid on this day. Few blasts of wind, explosive=sound. That's how stingy is m= behind. Resisting my every measure, still guarding it's p=ecious treasure. Although I favor those of you= kind, only one question now comes t= mind. Despite the risk of sounding foolish, =a» wrote: EFTA_R1_00109033 EFTA01786302 I ask could my ass be Jewish?=o:p> Digestive tea I started sippi=g, My bloat kept growing, seams started ripping. Tempted by ex-lax, I tried to=play fair. My pants were now beyond repa=r. You came to the rescue once again. Introducing Muffin - Muffin Bran. Wrinkly moist raisins, walnut= and flax seeds ready to satisfy all my ex-la= needs. I poured my coffee, devoured t=e bran, Soon one of those' would hit t=e fan. One last time I puckered my t=sh and put forth one enormous pu=h. The toilet's now clog=ed, failing to flush. Seeing the size of it makes m= blush. If anybody asks I'll s=y it was the dog. Even though Bailie is smaller=than this log. Today my bowels bow in gratitude <=font> 2 EFTA_R1_00109034 EFTA01786303 class=' MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-alignmon=; text-autospace:none"> ....thank you for my muffin.<=span> Nadia 3 EFTA_R1_00109035 EFTA01786304