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From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmaitcom> To: "Dr. Henry Jarecki" Subject: Fwd: <no subject> Date: Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:32:22 +0000 Forwardedmes e , From: gmax Date: Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 6:02 PM Subject: <no subject> To: J J <jeevacationOgrnail.cont> A woman goes to her rabbi with a serious problem. Her two female parrots have picked up a bad habit. Any time she has visitors, the two parrots embarrass her by saying, in unison, "Hi ! We're hookers. Want to have some fun?" To her surprise, the rabbi breaks into a smile, explaining that he has two EFTA00881828 male parrots which he has trained to pray and who've become very observant, spending much of the day praying in their cage. He's confident that if the woman brings her two parrots over to his house, his two parrots will exert such a positive influence that her birds will turn into model parrots. The next day the woman drives over to the rabbi's house and brings her two parrots into his home. As she looks around, she notices a large cage with two parrots, each wearing a little kippah and tiny tallis (prayer shawl) and each holding a miniature prayer EFTA00881829 book while they rock back and forth in prayer. Sure enough, as soon as she places her female parrots in the cage, they shout out to their male counterparts: "Hi! We're hookers.Want to have some fun ?" One of the rabbi's parrots immediately turns to the other, squawking: "Moishe, put the fucking book down. Our prayers have been answered!" End of Forwarded Message EFTA00881830