From: To: Subject: Fwd: The Queen & Dolly Parton Date: Sun, 20 Jun 2010 18:24:54 +0000 Inline-Images: image001.jpg; image002.jpg; image003.jpg; image004.jpg; image005.jpg; image006.jpg; image009.jpg; image010.jpg From: Sent 20/06/2010 23:18:18 GMT Daylight Time Subj: The Queen & Dolly Parton The Queen and Dolly_go to heaven a Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton Died on the same day and they both go Before an Angel to find out if they'll be EFTA00746263 admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, So the Angel must decide which of them Gets in... The Angel asks Dolly if there's some Particular reason why she Should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, They're the most EFTA00746264 Perfect breasts God ever created, And sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.' The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out EFTA00746265 of her p urse, Drinks it down. Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever. The Angel Says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.' EFTA00746266 Dolly is outraged and asks, 'what was that all about? I show you two Of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She wees into a Toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?' 'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven, A Royal Flush Beats a Pair - EFTA00746267 2 No matter how big they are! EFTA00746268 EFTA00746269 EFTA00746270 WELLWORTH 10 v A A V * A V V A V EFTA00746271