From: "G. Max" <IMIMIE=> To: philip Levine Subject: Fwd: Date: Sat, 29 Dec 2001 12:07:10 +0000 <html> <br> <br> <br> <blockquote type=cite class=cite cite> >A lady walks into a shop that sells VERY expensive<br> > > >Persian rugs. She browses around, then spots<br> > > the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it.<br> > ><br> > > >As she bends to feel the texture of the rug, she farts loudly.<br> > > >Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if<br> > > >anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes<br> > > a sales person doesn't pop up right now. <br> > ><br> > > As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman.<br> > > >"Good day, madam. How may we help you today?"<br> > > > Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of<br> > > >this lovely rug?"<br> > ><br> > > He answers, "Madam, if you fatted just touching it,<br> > > you are very likely going to shit when you hear the price!"<br> > ><br> > ><br> > ><br> >‹,/blockquote>e-Altm1> EFTA00581964