From: "G. Max" <IIMIMMI=> To: Philip Levine <IMIN > Subject: Fwd: Date: Sat, 29 Dec 2001 12:06:52 +0000 <html> <br> <br> <br> <blockquote type=cite class=cite cite>An airliner was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a<br> comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement<br> over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.<br> Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The<br> weatherahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.<br> Now sit back and relax and...."OH MY GOD!" Silence followed. Then after a<br> few seconds, the captain came back on the intercom and said,<br> "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sony if I frightened you earlier, but while<br> I was talking to you, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of hot coffeecbr> and spilled it in my lap." He chuckled and<br> said,"You should see the front of my pants!"anbsp; A passenger in coach yelled<br> loudly, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"</blockquote><Thtml> EFTA00581963