From: "G. Max" <IIMIMINI=> To: "Stephen_M._Kosslyn" <@> Subject: Fwd: Fw: WOMEN! Date: Sat, 01 Jan 4501 05:00:00 +0000 <html> <br> <blockquote type=cite class=cite cite>I am of to the Bahamas today other wise I would write a nice long reply to you r lovely e mail. I lieu of that for today I thought I would just confirm your worst suspicions</blockquote><br> <br> Gx<br> <br> <br> <br> <blockquote type=cite class=cite cite><blockquote type=cite class=cite cite>> A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a<br> > > five-star hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Being without<br> > > their<br> > > boyfriends, they decide to go in.<br> > ><br> > > The doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it<br> > > works, "We have five floors. Go up, floor by floor, and once you find<br> > what<br> > > you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since<br> > > each floor has signs telling you what's on that floor. The only rule<br> is,<br> > > once<br> > > you leave a floor, you can't return to it."<br> > ><br> > > The women talk it over and decide to go for it. They start<br> > > going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are<br> > > horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind." The friends laugh and<br> > > without hesitation move on to the next floor.<br> > ><br> > > The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are<br> > > wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't<br> going<br> > > to<br> > > do.So, again they head for the stairs.<br> > ><br> > > The friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads<br> > > "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." <br> > > This was good but there were still two more floors...<br> > ><br> > > So, on to the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men<br> > > here have perfect builds, are sensitive and attentive to women, are<br> > > perfect lovers, and, they are single, wealthy and straight"<br> > ><br> > > The women were really excited, but they decide that they<br> > > must know what is on the fifth floor before they settle for the fourth.<br> > ><br> > > When they reach the fifth floor, there is only one sign<br> > > that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove<br> > > that there is simply no way to please a woman."</blockquote></blockquote> </html> EFTA00579381 From ???@??? Sun Jan 13 22:00:57 2002 To: Thomas_Callahan From: "G. Max" < > Subject: Cc: Bcc: X-Attachments: In-Reply-To: References: Message-Id: X-Eudora-Signature: <Standard> EFTA00579382